Phrase of the week, BONUS PREMIERE EDITION WITH A CREAM-FILLED CENTER

Also at the beach this weekend, I was flipping through the channel guide, looking for quality television programming. Well, if not quality, then at least mildly entertaining? And guess what I found as a pay-per-view option in the porn channels: a movie called “Cream Overload.”

Okay, cue screeching brakes noise here. No, I wasn’t surfing the porn channels. They just happen to be sandwiched between the regular channels on Mediacom, for no apparent reason whatsoever. And no, I didn’t pay to view “Cream Overload,” the potential mental images of which still chase me in nightmares.

But what I did do was adopt the dubious movie title as my phrase of the weekend. You can imagine how much fun I had with that phrase when there was suntan lotion involved. And so, without further ado, I extend my phrase of the weekend into my (and now your) Phrase of the Week.

Please use it everywhere possible and especially to the consternation of everyone around you. Some suggestions:

“The hood of your car looks like it went through a cream overload.”

“What’s wrong? Do you need a cream overload?”

“I put a cream overload on your sandwich. Hope you don’t mind.”

“I just can’t bring myself to look at doughnuts the same way after that cream overload.”

Your turn!