My Yuck List

New tradition here at the Toord: My Yuck List.

#1 on my yuck list for today: lingerie football league for women. It’s happening in Philly. Because there’s nothing better than running around in your underwear so that a bunch of men can catcall you and then go home and jerk off in a haze of beer farts.

Double Yuck: the owner of this supposed sports league skeezily telling the news camera that men will be hoping for “wardrobe malfunctions.” (And titty twisters.) Also that all the women will have to sleep with him in order to make the team.

Okay, I made that part up. See, Fox News? Sarcasm.